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Healthcare Jokes for National Smile Day, October 5th, 2019

Hope these healthcare jokes bring a SMILE to your face!

  1. -Knock Knock

-Who’s There?

-HIPPA

-HIPPA, who?

-Sorry, I can’t tell you THAT…

 

  1. Doctor: Nurse, what’s the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?

Nurse: No change yet!

 

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

 

  1. Patient: Doctor, what’s wrong with me?When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts!  When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts!

Doctor: Your finger is broken.

 

  1. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!

 

  1. Patient to ER Doctor: Doc, I don’t see how I could feel any worse than I do now.

 ER Doctor: Just wait until you get the bill for all of this.  I bet that will change your mind.

 

Happy National Smile Day (October 5th, 2019) everyone!

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