Healthcare Jokes for National Smile Day, October 5th, 2019
Hope these healthcare jokes bring a SMILE to your face!
- -Knock Knock
-Sorry, I can’t tell you THAT…
- Doctor: Nurse, what’s the condition of the boy who swallowed the quarter?
Nurse: No change yet!
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- Patient: Doctor, what’s wrong with me?When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts! When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts! When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts! When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts!
Doctor: Your finger is broken.
- What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
- Patient to ER Doctor: Doc, I don’t see how I could feel any worse than I do now.
ER Doctor: Just wait until you get the bill for all of this. I bet that will change your mind.
Happy National Smile Day (October 5th, 2019) everyone!